Squidward kept this shit real

(Source: heliolisk)


I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."

"If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death."

Anonymous  (via fuckinq)

(Source: peace-is-rad)


You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

"No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow."

(via felicite)

(Source: themethfairy)


Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage