beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

"This is the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix."

“10 Word Poem” series - #16 (via guy)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)

Science of tumblr, please explain this

alamatomb:

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You will laugh until you DIE